Peanut Head Carols - "I do what i want.."

May 1, 2007

I'm a big 'ol peanut head,
I do what i want,
I wait til the holidays,

I'm a big 'ol peanut head,
I do what i want,
I wait til the holidays,

I do what i want!!
I do what i want!!

Cause im a big 'ol peanut head,
Cause im a big 'ol peanut head,

And if you ain't MdMns friend!
THEN YOU GOT NO FRIENDS!!


Peanut Head Carols - "Peanut Head and Cheeto"

May 1, 2007

I was walking down the street,
And i saw a stinky cheeto sitting down,

He was playing with a banana peel on the road,
I came up to him and said...,

Mr. Cheeto what are you doing?
And he replied,

With a cheeto pelvic thrust,
Wiggling like he has cheeto beans running down his pants,

And then Peanut Head said,
"Well Mr. Cheeto, you have a mighty pelvic thrust!"

And Mr. Cheeto replied with another pelvic thrust,
But this time he did a double thrust,

And then Mr. Cheeto threw the banana peel at Peanut Heads face,
And the peanut head stood there,

Singing, "Im a big ol peanut head, i do what i want!!"
And then out of nowhere in a intense halo match,

Some kid just joined and said "Hey!! Can i Play!"
And then a legend by the name of zL1 said,

"Who the heck are you?!?!?,
And that kid replied,

"IM MDMNS FRIEND!!!",
"IM MDMNS FRIEND!!!",

And then it came to pass that the big ol peanut head,
Hangs out with stinky cheetos and smelly kids with,

ketchup all over there face!!


Glycerin Stories - "I drink it hott, DUDE!"

May 1, 2007

One day a inspiring gamer by the name of "Glycerin",
Visited another gamer by the name of "zL1",

Glycerin spent the night at zL's house,
and zL showed Glycerin some funny videos,

Of cheeto kids falling from tree trunks,
Playing with banana peels at Food City,

Seeing peanut heads, get pelvic thrusted,
And always having Mikey asking "Whens zL gonna get on dude?!?!",

In the morning zLs dad came and dropped off a months supply of bawls,
The energy drink,

And zL offered Glycerin a bottle of bawls,
And Glycerin accepted,

Then out of now where Glycerin started to chug the bawls,
And then zL saw that the bottles were pretty hot,

And offered Glycerin some ice,
But Glycerin replied,

"I DRINK IT HOT DUDE!! I DRINK IT HOTTTT!!!,
"THERES NOTHING LIKE BLOODY BURGERS, AND HOT DRINNKS!!!,

And so then zL saw that Glycerin didnt need ice,
Because Glycerin "drinks it hot!",

And then big freak came and ordered a "big drink!"